Crazy Kuwaiti

Deera-Chat

2006-12-10T01:48:00.000-08:00

I started a new podcast with a friend of mine on
www.deera-chat.com
please check it out and let us know what you think
i'll be posting all updates on there from now on

Why do beans give people gas?

2006-04-17T02:55:00.000-07:00

"Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot." Bart speaks the truth, for few foods inspire as much gastrointestinal activity as a plate full of beans. Hold your breath as we sniff out the science behind the smells.
Kidz World explains that beans contain sugars the human body simply cannot digest. Once these sugars (called oligosaccharides) reach a person's lower intestines, "the bacteria go berserk, start feasting, and make loads of gas." Before you know it -- toxic fumes.
read the rest on ASK YAHOO!

My taransporter movie analysis

2006-04-02T07:36:00.000-07:00

Because of the fact it is sooo dead here in Tuttlingen on Sundays i finally decided to watch Transporter 2. The hero in the movie (The bald guy) was driving a really nice Audi A8. It was black, sexy, bullet proof, and fast. The only problem i had with this car was it went throw 3 thick walls, flew from a building to a nother, raced on top of buildings, jumped in the air and turned around to take a bomb off and then went back on the ground to drive faster than before (i am not kidding), and finally i didnt even see a single scracth on the car. That was such a super car.

My German dilemma

2006-04-01T01:22:00.000-08:00

Ökäy i finälly ärrived tö Germäny änd män i reälly feel like leärning the sign längüäge. IT IS HÄRD TÖ CÖMMÜNICÄTE WITH PEÖPLE IF YÖÜ DÖNT KNÖW THEIR LÄNGÜÄGE. It is fünny when i stärt äsking peöple äböüt sömething. Äny yeäh för söme reäsön i älways thöüght white peöple MÜST speäk english. It is söööö weird tö see white peöple nöt speaking English!!! It is göing tö täke me söme time tö get used tö this fäct. Thäts it för nöw.

Höw dö yöü güys like the döts aböve the Ös Üs and Äs. Germans are weeeeeeeeeird lool.

My laugh theory

2006-03-27T02:55:00.000-08:00

I've got this great strategy to avoid bad and embarrassing situations. LAUGH no matter what the situation is. Someone in the group says something you don't understand, HAHAHA to him and say yeah right and everything will be fine. Someone throws a joke which everyone else gets except you, you go with the flow and HAHAHA at it. Someone talks to you individually and you have no idea what the hell they are talking about, just go HAHAHA and you'll be fine. This strategy worked fine with me since October 1999 until that night. On the 20th of July 2003 Ali was at a party talking to some people until this girl came up and started talking to him. Ali had no idea what the hell she was talking about because of the loud music. She was talking and talking and talking and i was hahahaing, hahahahaing and hahahahahing at everything she was saying until her words hit me twice; what about you? what about you? I was like hahahaha but she asked me again what about you? I started sweating and hahahaha didn't save my ass this time which resulted a walk away from the other side of the conversation, THE HOT CHICK. My advice to you, HAHAHA works 95% of the time but depend on it coz it "ti'7awin" lots of time.

My Failaja Bonita video

2006-03-19T03:34:00.000-08:00

Finally i figured out a way to put a video here in my blog. The first video will be the one I did for my final training project. I'll leave it to that and please tell me what you think.

My toothpaste problem

2006-03-18T03:34:00.000-08:00

I had to go buy a new toothpaste but man i really had a tough time choosing one. I usually buy Sensodyne but there were 10 different Sensodynes. There was;
The extra whiting
The long lasting
The extra sentsetive
The maximum strength
The extra maximum strength
The full protection
The fresh impact
The cool gel
The original flavor
The tartar control
The baking soda
The extra whiting
Four years back we really didn't have such a problem, there was only the mint and the fresh Sensodyne. Anyhow i ended buying the extra whiting, the fresh impact, the extra maximum strength, the long lasting, and the extra sentsetive. I be using all of those at once to get the best out of every one of them ;).
all of those are just one brand .

My hobby

2006-03-15T18:07:00.000-08:00

I went fishing for some good pictures and i really got what i wanted. you can either go to my Flickr album, http://www.flickr.com/photos/alkuwaiti/, and take a very long long look or stay here and take very short look. Ohh yeah thanks to my friend bo 3dol for his help.

My standards

2006-03-14T21:30:00.000-08:00

Every guy in this universe has a different taste in women. Some like fat and some like thin women. Some like Hot and some like ugly women. I usually ask the following questions before deciding on going out with a girl;
1- Is the girl really very good looking?
2- Does she have a really very nice and good body?
3- Does she have good personality?
4- Is she smarter than me? I don't want anyone smarter than me.
5- What do she do for living?
6- What kind of hair? Flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me. If you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?
7- What kind of skin does she have? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.
8- Is there a pinkish hue and a rosy glow?
9- what kind of eyebrows does she have?
10- Is she sweet? I like sweet. But not too sweet, you could throw up from that.
That was taken from Seinfeld. The fix up episode. It is one of my favorites.

P.S: Don't ask me why i have Tobias' picture up there lol.

My aiming problem

2006-03-13T21:29:00.000-08:00

Yesterday i was doing a physical check up so i had to get my urine tested and that i hated. They give you this small white container to fill it up. They don't tell you how much they need. They don't tell you what color of pee they need. They don't tell you what to do if you didn't have to go. They don't tell you what you have to do if you miss your target and it is a problem if you miss it. Trust me you would either have to wait at least for 30 minutes or drink yourself to death to get another chance in a shorter notice. People don't have control over their peeing scheudle. Anyhow yesterday was the day where i finally and successfuly achieved one of the hardest missions in the male history. From now on please call me BULLSEYE.

I was trying to check how spell pee on google and guess what kind of results i got there. Go to google and search for PEE and you'll find out.

My Smoothie King Story

2006-03-13T01:49:00.000-08:00

One day the great Ali went to a Smoothie King store. Ali asked for the Hawaiian Cafe Aue Lie and because of the fact Ali was in a really good mood, he started asking Stupid questions. "Will I really feel like I am in Hawaii when i drink this?" "what about the weather, will the snow outside turn into hot sunny day?" and Ali went on and on and on asking all these stupid questions until it hit him. His friend's GREEN hands were all over his nick trying to kill him. Ali's friend had the HULK strawberry. After the first sip, Ali started seeing all girls in bikini's and from that day that was Ali's everyday drink.

My hot women theory

2006-03-11T19:46:00.000-08:00

I noticed something really strange, weird, unusual, and yet attractive. Better looking women walk much faster than average looking women. It is like they have motors on their asses that make them race everybody walking. It is odd yet interesting. It is different yet preposterous. It is unusual yet normal. Like what the philosophiser Craig David once said:
Fast cars,
Fast women,
Speed bikes with the nitro in them,
Dangerous when driven,
Those are the type that I be feeling
Body like a racecar,
You got the curves like Jaguar,
Acceleration like a Yamaha,
I like the way you perform when I'm turning you on,
Feel it when I revving you,
Smoother than a ??,?? like a ??,
I like the way you perform when im turning you on
I won't state my conclusions until i see what the ladies think about my theory.

My TV shows

2006-03-10T17:45:00.000-08:00

I love American TV. That's why i have my bittorrent on 24/7. The shows that i downloaded and watched so far are:
1- Seinfeld ( season 1-9)
2- Curb your enthusiasm (season 1-5)
3- Scrubs ( season 1-5)
4- Lost (season 1-2)
5- Prison break (13 eps)
6- 24 (season 3-5)
7- Carnivale (season 1-2)
8- Malcolm in the middle (season 1-6)
9- Entourage (season 1-2)
10- South park (season 1-7)
11- The office (season 1-2)
12- The office (UK) (season 1-2)
13- My name is Earl (season 1)
14- Surface (season 1)
15- Arrested Development (season 1-3)
16- Everybody Hates Chris (season 1)
17- The 4400 (season 1-2)
18- That 70s show (season 4-7)

I think that's it. If you want a copy G-mail me.

Is Tweety Bird a boy or a girl?

2006-03-10T05:51:00.000-08:00

I've been sick for four days so far and I really didn't do much since then. There is not much to do while your sick, so i started wondering if Tweety is a boy or a girl? Does it make any difference to me? NOPE, but i had to find out. It turns out the yellow cute bird is a BOY. Usually people can figure out these kind of stuff the first time they see a character on TV but not with Tweety. It was hard for me to believe a gay bird can trick his or her (not sure what a gay bird prefers) enemies so easily. But thank god it turned out to be a boy bird. He tricks the untrickables.
Read the article on ASK YAHOO!

My last day

2006-03-09T09:47:00.000-08:00

Yesterday was my last day of training here in Kuwait and I'll be heading to Germany soon. Lots of people have been asking me what am I going to miss most from the past three months of training. BATHROOMS, was my answer. Everytime i used to go to the bathroom there, I felt secure, comfy, relaxed, happy, joy, and safe. The bathrooms were always clean and shinny. You go there, you don't even have to look at the toilet seat to check if it is wet or not. You just have to take you pants off and do you what you gotta do ;). The second your butt touches the seat, the room would change into a big big big green field with flowers and birds flying and clear blue sky. There would be a beautiful lady with a white dress playing piano by the lake with a big smile on her face. The music eases the disposing process. The minute there would feel like an hour. The second you finish the flush comes and go like a flash, The fastest flush alive. Finally my message to all the boys and girls out there, please please go visit the Kfund's bathrooms.
ooh yeah i will also miss my friends.

cars and camels

2006-03-07T04:54:00.000-08:00

I think cars and camels are similar. Camels have humps. Cars have gas tanks. Camels don't have to drink for several days. Cars don't have to be refilled with gas for several days as well. That's the conclusion our Egyptian teacher came up with before we graduated from high school. And of course he related it to Egyptians by saying we, Egyptians, invited cars.
I remembered this while getting some gas the other day. While doing so, I saw this really attractive girl pulling into the gas station to feed her car with some environment friendly gas. I was stunned to see a girl with this beauty and cares for the environment. She could've gotten the cheaper and environment enemy gas but NO; she went for the environment friendly because she is hot. Anyhow I put myself together and jumped into my car and drove to the cashier. The guy there asked me which gas pump I refilled from. I DIDN'T know. He asked me how much did you refill? I didn’t know. Asked me to point at the pump. And I didn’t know. Of course I started sweating and didn't know what to do in the 30 seconds the cashier was directing all the questions at me so I snapped out of it and decided to get out of my car and look for the pump I used. You should've seen the look at the people waiting behind me. They all were staring and waiting to kill me while having their hands on their cars' horns. It took me 3 minutes to find it and man it really seemed like 30 minutes. I went back to my car carrying a big bag of shame and embarrassment and finally came to pay the cashier and BAM no cash in my wallet.
SHOOOO, TTIK. The tank is full. I was just daydreaming. Interesting huh!!!

Men VS. Women

2006-03-06T04:27:00.000-08:00

I was thinking today how simple men are. Man, we are soooo simple, naive, pure and innocent. We don't complicate things when it comes to clothing, a t-shirt and pair of pants would be just enough for us. We don't judge people on their clothing and try to be better looking all the time. We say everything from the bottom of our hearts. We do no harm. We do no games. We are good. Our hearts are white like cream. But man, don't come across the dark side of this universe, WOMEN. They always want to dominate. They "act" innocent but when it comes to battle they turn into beasts. And why do they always complicate things when it comes to clothes and make up. Why do you need 2 hours for make up, may be for us men!!, but still that is called misleading. Why do they have to make us chase them down the road like there is no tomorrow. Why do they have to get us into accidents?? Why do they have to fool us all the time? why do they have to wear blue eye lashes? Why do they have to be thin? Why do they have to own 1000 shoes!!!!!!! PLZ 2 pairs of shoes are JUST ENOUGH!!!! WHY DO THEY HAVE TO COSSIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!why why why why why .... lots and lots and lots of things. I JUST GIVE UP!!!
I think we men have to form a union to regain our power in this world and re-dominate OUR EARTH.

My Tipping Problem

2006-02-25T06:47:00.000-08:00

It was easy back in the States to tip someone. Every time you go to a restaurant you pay 15% of your bill to whomever is serving you. And man when the waitress is HOT we tip her like there is no tomorrow, 20 to 30%. and some times 100%. You can call me crazy, nuts, or horny but man when a waitress serves you "well" that is worth over tipping. That is how it was back in the states. But here in Kuwait it is a complete different story. We only have Phillipino waitresses and honestly they ALL ARE THE SAME. No matter where you go they all have this really weird greeting and they always smile no matter what the situation is. I think being positive all the time is a good thing for tips of course. May that's their untold and secret project; to push all Kuwaitis to bankruptcy by making them over tip. Umm, i think that's a problem and we all have to put our heads together to make them stop. But hold on, DO KUWAITIES TIP?!?! I leave this question to you people.

Does size really matter?

2006-02-24T10:52:00.000-08:00

I was driving on the second ring road today (shari3 il 7ob) and i saw this huge billboard saying BIG?, BEAUTIFUL? and a woman smiling. Of course, the first thing that came up to mind me, considering me a normal male, BOOOOOOSOOOOOOOMS (BOOBES bil 3arabi). Is there any other explanation for this, i asked. NO!!! There have been many other interpretation for it. Those who never been to the states say BOTAMBA and BEAUTIFUL but there were like HUH!! ma yisir. Other people thought we have to add BEAUTY to the saying "DO SIZE & BEAUTY MATTER?". But still size is the only thing that matters. And i would stop here for this part hahaha. The Last group said with a big smile and drolly faces "WALA MADRI BAS ASHOOF MARA IDENHA (hands) IMBAYNA OOOO TITH7aK" and usually these people have accidents every time they see girls on the road. there is this finally thing i could've come up with was they really meant "OLD? and BEAUTIFUL?". It is actually an AD for DOVE hand soap or something.
Speaking of billboards, i read an article today about one of the new ways Google is using to hire people. PUZZLES on BILLBOARDS!!!!. The puzzle goes; {first 10-digit prime found in consecutive digits of e}.com. In case you're wondering -- or forgot -- e is the base of the natural system of logarithms, having a numerical value of about 2.71828 (though the number goes on forever). The correct answer, http://www.7427466391.com/ (Doesn't work now), to the banner problem leads to a Web site that poses yet another puzzle. Eventually, the determined problem-solver lands at a Google Web page that asks the smart, or lucky, few for a resume. (Taken from NPR news)
And that's it for tonight. LATE YAL.

My Flickr

2006-02-22T04:29:00.000-08:00

I've been busy organizing my Flickr photo album. And you guys are more than welcome to go and check it out. http://www.flickr.com/photos/alkuwaiti/ I posted some samples below, enjoy.

Unfortunately i broke my camera and i have to buy a brand new one. But this time I'll be buying an SLR camera that can match and fit my talent ;)

Dreaming of you

2006-02-21T09:05:00.000-08:00

Every now and then I get addicted to a song ... My new addiction is DREAMING OF YOU (click to listen to a sample) by THE CORAL. I heard the song the first time in Scrubs. It's been hitting my head OVER and OVER and OVER. I didn't know how to get it out there so turned to my second best friend, YAHOO! Click here to know why songs get stock in your head. I tried to put this song here but it is authenticated by itunes. Anyhow search for it and then download it. The song goes;
It's up in my heart when it skips a beat (skips a beat)
Can't feel no pavement right under my feet (under my feet)
Up in my lonely room When I'm dreaming of you (wah oooo)
Oh what can I do I still need you, but I don't want you now
When I'm down and my hands are tied (hands are tied)
I cannot reach a pen for me to draw the line (draw the line)
From this pain I just can't disguise
Its gonna hurt but I'll have to say goodbye
Up in my lonely room When I'm dreaming of you (wah oooo)
Oh what can I do I still need you, but I don't want you now
Oh yeah Ohhh Ohhhhh
Up in my lonely room When I'm dreaming of you (wah oooo)
Oh what can I do I still need you, but I don't want you now

But really really you have to listen to it. I mean it, reallllly. Yeah you know what i mean. And that's it for today. I've got nothing else to say.

Ali the LOVER BOY

2006-02-20T05:28:00.000-08:00

I accomplished so many things in my short life time so far; graduated from college, became a pro photographer (yeah right), got kicked out of a plane once, drowned myself into a 3 Ft deep pool, got stock in a bathroom for 2 hours without knowing how to open the door, made lots of girls cry, made fake IDs for 15 year old high school kids, talked about myself as a third person for a whole day, ummm yeah and lots of other things. There is one thing I still couldn't master yet which is being THE LOVER BOY. I never had a girl in my life that can make me dinner when I am hungry, breakfast before going to work, do "MY" laundry when I am not in the mood for it, wash "MY" dishes, vacuum "MY" apartment, make "MY" bed, buy grocery with "MY" money, give birth to "MY" babies ;), and last but not least make me cheesecake when I grave for it.
I know all the girls reading this will blackout and put on their armors to take the most disgrace creature on earth which is ME :).
hahahaha, I was just kidding, I need a girl who can be my smile, trust, rescue, warmness, excitement, happiness, support, joy, partner, and last but not least LOVER.

YO DUDE whatsssss up !!!!

2006-02-19T06:13:00.000-08:00

There was a mystery back in college about me not joining a fraternity (1 out of 3 was creek). Sigma Nu kids were my buds, The Kappa Sigma kids were as well. The reasons why i didn't join were:

I can't be some body's bitch for a whole year (which they call plague).

I hate being SPANKED on the ass to just get accepted as a brother.

I don't like drinking upside down which they think is COOL DUDE.

I don't know no football.

I was never in favor of the rape rooms they had in the frat houses.

I think it is stupid to inject booze in everything you eat or drink.

I don't like wearing polo shirts 24/7.

I don't like wearing the same exact North Face winter jacket every year.

i hate starting my sentences with DUDE all the time.

I hate riding tricycles all the time considering it fun.

I hate wearing a worn out and dusty white hats.

i think TOGA parties are the stupidest thing ever.

Why do dogs love to stick their heads out of car windows?

2006-02-18T02:13:00.000-08:00

Everyone has witnessed the rapturous joy dogs experience while sticking their heads out of car windows. Amazingly, we couldn't find any scholarly research to explain the behavior. Here are three theories we came up with... To read the rest from ASK YAHOO! ... http://ask.yahoo.com/20050812.html

Hi, welcome to Starbucks!

2006-02-18T02:08:00.000-08:00

Every morning I go to Starbucks before going to work. Here is the scenario of me going there. I park my car and then open the door. The moment I land my foot on the parking lot ... I hear all the Philippino Starbucks workers say HELLO MISTER WELCOME TO STARBUCKS. They also repeat the exact words with every single step I take closer. HELLO MISTER WELCOME TO STARBUCKS. I once tried to put my foot on the ground and left it up really fast and it was really funny when you hear them say it really fast hahahahaha. Finally I get inside the store and of course you have to wait for at least 10 minutes to order because man they are really really slow. If the machine is locked that’s another problem where you see them swiping their access card 100 times to unlock it and it doesn’t unlock so they have to call the manager who is going to add another 10 minutes to the ordering process. Let’s assume there are 5 workers behind the counter and one of them is taking your order. My usual order is Irish Americano so the moment I say it, it is like a virus transferring from one to another; ONE TALL IRISH AMERICANO, ONE TALL IRISH AMERICANO, ONE TALL IRISH AMERICANO, ONE TALL IRISH AMERICANO, ONE TALL IRISH AMERICANO. After 5 to 7 minutes I get my ICED AMERICANO. At the point I just take my drink and don’t even argue about it because really hearing them repeating every order for 5 to 6 six times is nightmare.

Me, Myself & Mr. Pimple

2006-02-17T13:07:00.000-08:00

I think we have high maintenance bodies. We have to take good care of our bodies 24/7. This body maintenance includes; nose hair fighting, daily showers, nail cutting, hair cutting, waxing (girls "mostly"), ears cleaning, "disposing", and you name it. And man, don't dare to skip or miss one of these things, your body will treat you like $HIT. Really, you'll sweat and sting till you obey the rules. I think if we get to choose the type of bodies we can be put in from day 1, it would be much easier for us and for the people around us. For example if I get to choose my body I would go with a candy like body. If I get injured I can bleed maple syrup which girls like. Every time I shave, I get to reuse my hair to make brownies which girls like too. But the only problem with a candy like body is when it comes to swimming, you’ll melt in no time. So back to my topic which is PIMPLES. I've had it with pimples. They go undercover with sooooo many different names like; spot, blemish, blackhead, boil, and zit. All these guys have one main purpose which is destroy your charm and make girls go AWWWWW on your face. You don’t need NO AWWWING. You don’t need NO WAI3AAA. You don’t need NO SHAL 3IBOOO. To be honest I tried so many different things but I still can’t find the perfect way to KILL them permanently. That’s why I am asking for your help. I am pretty sure tones of people out there are waiting for a cure. Ali and his blog will go fight like there is no tomorrow and cure the world of this pimply problem. Who are they to make us hide from girls?. Who are they to make us a fun topic for girls to talk about? who are they to make OUR LIVES MISREABLE??????? So let’s put our hands together to pop them all out.

Nose Hair

2006-02-15T11:39:00.000-08:00

Okay, we men have this problem; hair grows every where. We have hair on our arms, legs, chest, armpits, and you name it. Also hair grows in our noses. How weird!!! why would we need hair growing in our noses. we can use some really thin plastic layers with tinny holes to filter the air coming in and out instead of having hair all over. I really hate it when one or two pieces of hair stick their heads out trying to explore the outer nosey world (nose hair is always nosey). Like what is going to happen if this hair fall off my nose, it won't have a place to stay in, it will definitely be nose less because no nose will be welling to shelter it. And if you are one of those people who love to PICK their noses, it will be a problem coz you won't be able to stick your finger inside when it gets crowded in your nose. by the way you can die from picking you nose so DON'T DO IT, click here to learn Now, you decided to kick some unwelcome guests out of your nose, you get to pick one out of the following options; nose trimmer, nose hair laser killer, nose job, wax, or nose pliers. None of these options will be pleasant during operation. Nose hair fights like there is no tomorrow and it is welling to sacrifice hair for it. You'll sneeze, cry, or even laugh coz of the tickling. And nose hair is always the winner coz there is always left overs which can't be kick out. Anyhow making long story short; it is a painful war between us the human and nose hair.

Leg Modeling

2006-02-15T11:38:00.000-08:00

In a really hot Nashvellian day i was moving my stuff to get them all shipped for good. I was sweaty all over, legs, arms, chest, you name it. After i got all my stuff to the mail room i noticed someone touching my legs. I turned and found the mail woman was like WOW you have beautiful legs. I was like HUH!! She said yeah I've never seen such legs before. They're smooth.. creamy.. delicate, yet masculine. Honestly i was stunned and i really didn't know what to say and the lady offered me her number. She said it would be fun if me, you, and your legs can hang out sometime. (that's a true story) I took the number and ran away, the lady was old and i think she wanted me to be her sex toy but she got the wrong person.

What's Up DOC!!

2006-02-15T11:35:00.000-08:00

Today I went to Starbucks before going to the gym like always. And I saw this cool doctor studying there like always hehehehe. So I decided to make a move and you have no idea how perfect I do my moves. I ALWAYS SCREW UP. Anyhow, I went there started a conversation and YADA YADA YADA I asked here out for coffee. She was like HUH!! I have coffee in my hands and we are in Starbucks so should I step out and come back to make it look like a date for you. Well she didn’t say that hhehehehe. She said NO of course. There is always this silent moment when you get rejected and you feel a tumble weed rolling behind you with a SHHHHHH sound in the background. Believe me it was bad but I got used to it hehehehehe. So the only smart thing I did there was leaving. I of course called my best friend MO and told him what happened which was a complete BAD idea. Mo was in his way to Starbucks to meet up with his friend and he, MO, happened to sit right across from the girl’s table and tell his friend about my story. Okay now tell me isn’t this the

THE MOTHER OF ALL SCREW UPS EVER IN THE DATING HISTORY!!!?!?!

I was trying to analyze what I did and see what I did wrong and I came up with the following:

I was supposed to wear boots instead of my running shoes because girls like boots more. This is proven scientifically by Kurt Gillespie, My ex-dating mentor.

I was supposed to wait for a better weather because girls hate cloudy weather.

I didn’t get my lucky drink, the SUPER HOT CHOCOLATE MOCHA.

I was supposed to get my medical degree first before asking her out. DOCTORS ONLY DATE DOCTORS. This is also proven scientifically by Kurt Gillespie, My ex-dating mentor.

I should’ve given her tickets to see my guns for the next Thursday show. (GUNS= biceps) hahahaha.

I should not told her about me eating 50 pieces of sushi once and me throwing up afterwards. It is like George Coztanza telling his date "Manure is really not that bad a word. Ma like your mother is good; added to newer you get Ma-newer... get it?" and of course he got dumped afterwards

And if I get the chance to ask her out again, I would definitly GO FOR IT

Now it is your turn to tell me what I did wrong.

iBoxer

2006-02-15T11:34:00.000-08:00

The Play iBox Solid Boxer is an ideal knit boxer for trendy, gadget-savvy music lovers. Made from a cotton/spandex blend, this button fly boxer has a discrete front pocket which is perfect for holding your iPod, other mp3 players or your cell phone. This Play iBox Boxer is available in solid fashion colors and the solid waistband features a racing stripe and the Play logos. If you buy 2 pairs of the Play iBox Boxer, you’ll receive 3 free iTunes. iPod not included with purchase.

Taken from http://us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/clothing/ipod-underwear-has-arrived-142337.php

Ali The German Cyborg DUDE

2006-02-15T11:31:00.002-08:00

Okay today i got some shocking news about my trip in March. Instead of going to Japan i might end up in Germany. I have no idea how German people look like but i got this picture after i googled "German" so i really don't wanna become like one of these guys in the pic.

The other day i noticed something really weird when a girl came to work carrying a purse with FUR all over it. I was like man why the hell these girls are sooooo obsessed with fur. I don't even know what, what is supposed to be attractive about fur? Why does a man want to see a woman in a fur? Men want women to shave their legs, shave their armpits, pluck their eyebrows and then before we go out, we dress them up like a bear.

MAN I THINK WOMEN WORK IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL

One last story is about my best friend 7amood. Last night i was with him in starbucks and he was getting these calls but he was ignoring them. A call after another but the guy was still ignoring them. Suddenly this guy came up to us and was like 7amood man i've been calling you for 10 minutes now and i see you hanging up on me after looking at my number what the hell is wrong with you?

7amood of course couldn't say a word. I think that's one of the worst situations you can face. It happened once to another friend of mine and he decided to tape his hand to answer button. (didn't happen!!) hehehehe. What the hell am i saying here. Okay enough for tonight. LATE YALLLL.

J CREW VS. MASSIMO DUTTI

2006-02-15T11:31:00.000-08:00

Today i went to Marina mall to buy some BOXERS, yaay. I didn't know where to start so i went to Massimo Dutti and they had a nice collection. I purchased two of them but man i was soo SHOCKED of the product.
I compared what i just bought with my beloved J CREW boxers, man MASSIMO DUTTI SUCK BIG TIME. okay lemmi explain this thoroughly because i believe i am responsible for ALL the young men who plan to go to MASSIMO DUTTI and purchase their Boxers. Okay first of all their boxers really hold your thighs like there is no tomorrow so if you wanna bend, ooh forget about it BRO because some thing "UNFORTUNATE" will happen. Also you have to be careful when u walk because you wont be able to make complete steps which is SUCKS. imagine yourself walking double the distance to the bathroom, your life will be ruined. Okay you'll lose more weight but man come on gimmi a break, i ain't walking extra coz of the boxers i wear.
SO ALWAYS GO WITH THE J CREW BOXERS
I believe Kramer had the same problem because he always used to wear briefs but he didn't know that they are bad for the sperm count and as a result he wouldn't be able to make any kids. He likes briefs because "his boys need a house." and he hates boxers because "Boxers! How do you wear these things!! Look at that--they're baggin' up, they're rising in! An' there's nothing holding me in place! I'm flippin'! I'm floppin'!"So because of his low sperm count he thought that : "Do you think maybe I'm.. Depleted??!!" and conversation went with Jerry:
JERRY: Well, I'm sure you're not.. Totally Depleted.
KRAMER: Well, but what if I am? I'm the last male Kramer! We're facing extinction!" FUNNNNNYYYYYY
anyway i think that's it for tonight, and if you were interested in watching this Seinfeld episode, it is called the Chinese woman

www.alkuwaiti.biz/tareqhtml

2006-02-15T11:30:00.000-08:00

www.alkuwaiti.biz/tareqhtml Yeah that's what i've been working on the past couple of days. Okay if you check www.tareqco.com and compare the two sites you'll find a big difference. The mystery behind this, i made the first one by just reading a book about using dreamweaver. But when i did the other one i knew exactly what i needed to do so PAM PAM PAM i am there baby. Any how just check it out and comment your thoughts.
On the other hand, I've been watching Prison Break which is AMAZING. I have not seen OZ to decide which is original and which is not. The show is AMAZING and you gotta watch it.
I think that's it for me tonight, i am not feeling good so i think i am just gonna go to bed. LATE YAL.

With a name like SMUCKERS you gotta be good!

2006-02-15T11:29:00.000-08:00

Last years I was working with my beloved senior design group and surprisingly we were talking about GIRLS hehehe. The "love doctor" in our group gave me a piece of wisdom;
" DUDE if you wanna hook up with a girl introduce yourself as SMUCKERS and say; with a name like SMUCKERS you gotta be good". If you didn't know what Smuckers is, it is a JAM and i am guessing Nicky boy was really into it. hehehe
Silly me that i actually went and tried it out and of course it didn't work out. I really don't wanna get into the details of what actually happened. hahaha

This wasn't why i wrote this, actually when i was going through the best 100 companies you can work for in Fortune today i came across J.M. SMUCKERS. It is ranked 8th on the list. This company is 109 years old and now two brothers, Tim and Richard Smuckers interview applicants to make sure they can keep the family's sweet taste in their jam. Moraba ya 3alam it is just moraba and they make 2,043 mils a year. yala '7alna 3ala il biomedical. hehehe

COLOR in MOTION

2006-02-15T11:27:00.000-08:00

Mr. Purple once said to Mr. Blue that he is UGLY. But as an orange lover, you didn't know what to say. After inventing the internet COLOR IN MOTION came through to teach us about the meanings of these colors. This website is NICE, well made and funny. It is useful for designers to know how to use their colors. ENJOY

www.alkuwaiti.biz

2006-01-27T11:24:00.000-08:00

YO YO everyone,
I just finished making my new blog in www.alkuwaiti.biz so please check it out for updates.

BAD NEWS

2005-09-07T12:22:00.000-07:00

Hi every one,
well i've got some really bad new for you. NO MORE PICTURES on this blog. i know you all are disappointed. The reason why i am quiting this pictures business is that my little brother dropped my camera by "mistake". I was gonna kill him for it but i think that was a good reason for me to buy a new camera. I think thats it, so just wait for my new stuff in the near future. LATE, WORD

My nephew

2005-09-03T09:34:00.000-07:00

My nephew
Originally uploaded by ali3000bo.

Abbas came to visit us last week and this is a picture of him being amazed by my ability and talent in taking pictures

4th of july fireworks

2005-07-05T11:01:00.000-07:00

4th of july fireworks
Originally uploaded by ali3000bo.

Last night I went to watch the fireworks at the riverfront. I really enjoyed it because that was my last fourth here in the states and I'll be going back to Kuwait for good this Friday which is really sad. I'll be missing everyone here especially my boss, Linda.

2005-05-26T06:58:00.000-07:00

another shot

2005-05-26T06:57:00.000-07:00

My roommate bought a new car so we went to Nashville downtown to take some pictures. There was this chick who was captivated by the car and at same time we got captivated by her charm hahahaha... anyway these are two pictures of the car. It is modified Nissan Z 350. By the way it is the first time for me to use �captive� in a useful sentence.

2005-05-13T16:15:00.000-07:00

well it is OVER. I am done with college and i know i will miss it. Now it is the time to start the real life which i am not even prepared for it yet. Well first i have finish watching naruto, seinfeld, friends, 24, the sopranos, and bleach. After i finish watching these shows i will catch up on my sleep for 4 months. Then i will start thinkin about my future plans. i think this is a smart plan for my future planning procedure.

2005-05-10T19:04:00.000-07:00

from the Japanese garden

2005-05-10T19:03:00.000-07:00

guess how i took this pic?!?!?!?!?!

2005-05-10T19:02:00.001-07:00

a tunnel

2005-05-10T19:02:00.000-07:00

one of the pics i took today

2005-05-10T19:01:00.000-07:00

sorry everyone for not updating my blog for along time coz i was really busy with my senior design project and watching naruto. Anyway, this is a picture i took of a small water fall in the Opryland hotel in Nashville. The picture turned out better than i expected.

Gas plasma surgery

2005-04-18T08:41:00.000-07:00

Plasma dishcarge generated by heluim ... this is what i am doing for my senior design project (development of gas plasma catheter for gas plasma surgery) you can check our design project website :

http://www.bme.vanderbilt.edu/srdesign/2004/group18

2005-04-10T19:22:00.000-07:00

Fall at Vanderbilt

2005-04-10T19:21:00.000-07:00

from my last trip to NY

2005-03-29T18:48:00.000-08:00

I was taking pictures while my senior design project goup were working on the project ... what a good group member i am huh ... hehe

2005-03-29T18:46:00.000-08:00

Rain ... yeah it is rain !!!

2005-03-29T18:45:00.000-08:00

Flame ... My friend brought this to the office the other day while wearing a t-shirt saying "who is your BagghDADDY"

2005-03-24T09:29:00.000-08:00

Heeeeey everyone .... i am BACK ... well this morning i came to work at 8 and found something unusual in our office .... I saw a rose among lots of cables. We have a cruel looking office and all guys work there, there is one girl but she doesnt count hahaha. Well anyway i just found it odd to find such a thing in our office.

House of Kabob

2005-03-19T10:36:00.000-08:00

Last night, me and my friends went to house of kabob. I had the chicken shank with yellow rice. the food was just great. I think my soul mat "food" is cheating on me !!! coz it is trying to get me FAT. I am eating alot now days and it is getting out control. I either have to look for a better soul mate or confront it. i know u guys r thinking like I am going crazy .... well no i was just kidding about this whole food soul mate thing

My boss's favorite flowers (Tulips)

2005-03-17T12:37:00.000-08:00

My boss asked me to take this picture because she loves this kind of flowers (dont know what they r called!).

2005-03-17T12:34:00.000-08:00

Today me, my boss and two of my friends went AGAIN to pancake pantry for breakfast. The food is just soooo great. I was wondering if u guys noticed that i talk about food alot. I think i can consider food as my soul mate. lets think about it. we eat food at least three times a day. Every where u go, u see food and people eating food. It is like a universal code where food is the most popular thing around the world. i think that make complete sense!!!

the Strawberries Massacre day

2005-03-14T13:34:00.000-08:00

Who ate all these Strawberries ?!?!?!?!?

The Answer is : ME and i can proudly announce it the Strawberries Massacre day

2005-03-14T13:30:00.000-08:00

Last night i went to Harris Teeter to buy fruit. My friends call me the fruits lover, do you guys know why?!?!! because i love fruit!!!! DUH!!!! hahahaha. I bought orange juice, carrots, strawberries, and apples. I ate a box a of strawberries lastnight and i was eating the second one just now when i took this pic. HAHAHAHA there were GOOD !!

2005-03-13T20:57:00.000-08:00

I was looking over my old "designs" today and decided to share one of the first ones i did long long time ago. I think i made this one 6 or 7 years ago. I like it. I tried to redo it but failed. After i got into college i stopped doing digital graphics and all the skills i learned are gone now. well hopefully in the near future i'll try to regain what i lost.

2005-03-12T16:56:00.000-08:00

today the weather was just perfect. Sunny, nice breeze, and greeny. I went out walking for a while and took this pic. umm yeah and thats it for the day.... that was the highlight of my day beside watching the rocky and 5 eps of seinfeld :).

2005-03-11T06:42:00.000-08:00

It was sushi night last night. I went with my fellow RAs to Ken's sushi . It has been a very long time since i've been there. Long time ago i used to eat at least 20 sushies every time i go there and once i ate 40. which made me really sick. I have no idea what the hell i was thinking !!

Random thought

2005-03-10T18:58:00.000-08:00

I was thinking just now why women have to carry little bags with them ALL the time. Why do they need to carry lots of stuff to be put in a bag!! Okay let's analyze this. First i know they need mini makeup set to make sure they look good all the time. They also need some special equipment for "times" during the month. That's all i can think of for the time being. So can't they just carry these in their pockets or something!!! When it comes to us, the guys, all we need is our wallets and keys and that's it. I think our life is much more simples. Man i think i just did a great job in analyzing this phenomena, i think i gotta be a philosopher instead of an engineer!!!

The Day walker

2005-03-10T13:23:00.000-08:00

The day walker is my new nickname ;). Many of you will ask am I calling myself the day walker!!!!
The answer is simple; because i usually walk during the time day time while i sleep at night !!! doesn't that make sense .... well lets all think about it ... I am not trying to name myself after blade (the funny looking vampire). Anyway i think this new nickname is original so plz plz plz from now on call me the day walker Ali.

LCD projectors

2005-03-10T07:00:00.000-08:00

LCD projectors are PAIN. we have been fixing, cleaning, changing lamps, and kissing LCD projectors for two days.

2005-03-10T06:59:00.000-08:00

People ... look at the pics down and I am pretty sure you can say the weather was just perfect ... yeab that's exactly how it was on Monday but that totally changed on Tuesday ... i woke up and saw all this snow on the ground. Well the first thing that came to my mind was Kramer when he joined that ice swimming club thing and used to go swim in very cold places hehehe. well anyway i decided that i want to go see the museums today and i didn't really care about the weather, first i went out and it was snowing really hard and while i was walking to the metro station, i realized that i was lost!!! i spent 30 mins looking for the metro station. Everything was white, it was cold and it was while (i think i already said that). Well i changed my mind and stated going back but i there was an ihop near the place i was staying at but didn't know exactly where it was. So i spent another 30 mins looking for it and finally found it. I went in there and sat down. But left after 5 mins. I was like dude you don't wanna eat by yourself. I decided to go back to my friend's apartment to ask him to eat with me but he was making breakfast at that time. He is a very good cook. Finally i think that was a really stupid story about nothing. Well it is similar to the Seinfeld Chinese restaurant episode!!! Where nothing happens.

2005-03-08T05:57:00.000-08:00

me and the duck ... yeab thats exactly how it was ... only me and the duck. i was all by myself for a compelt 7 hours walking around DC downtown without any company ... i asked MR. ducky duck about sad look on his face and he replied saying it is because of me !! i was haaa whats wronge with u dude ... he was like yeah you are not a duck so you r not cool ... i tried to do ducky voices but he started laughing at me. i decided then to move along coz people start stopping and staring at me like am some kind of a nut !!! but you guys know am not hehehehe

2005-03-08T05:53:00.000-08:00

This pic was the last one i took last night ... i took 218 pics ... i didnt like them much but ooh well ... i hope today i'll take better pics. But i am sure if i should go out or not coz it is snowing !!! it was 60 yesterday and now it is snowing ... how bizzar ... well i think i'll go out anyway coz and go visit all the museums over there coz it is all FREE. how cheap huh!!

2005-03-08T05:49:00.000-08:00

DAMN am soooo good ... I have a great talent to company the sunset, trees, blue sky and the plane all in one pic. okay fine i think i was just lucky .... by the way, the play thing flying next to the monument is a plane not a bird!!

2005-03-08T05:45:00.000-08:00

okay i am just trying to be professional here. I am not sure if this is suppose to be cool or not but i am just trying my best .... so please no one makes fun of me hehe

2005-03-08T05:44:00.000-08:00

Cool pic

2005-03-08T05:42:00.000-08:00

There were 50 columns representing each and every state. This pic shows my beloved state's column with that tall monument and the American flag in the back.

2005-03-08T05:38:00.000-08:00

a cool pic i took in the mall which i really have no idea what it represents.

2005-03-08T05:26:00.000-08:00

Because of the fact my friend whome I am staying for with has a take home test due WED, i had to go out do the touring all by myself. I learned how to take the metro which is COOL. I mean it it is really COOL. Like for a guy who lived in the south for four years now and didnt start seeing buses till few months back, i think trains are great. And yeah think about it, metro is more enviroment friendly than buses and cars. How many people transport using trains everyday, i am pretty sure a lot. The only thing i can say now is WOW. okay i didnt do the spell check so you guys might find tones of mistakes.

2005-03-08T05:13:00.000-08:00

I am in DC right now ... I didnt know that i was suppose to fly there on sunday ... thank god my friend emailed me saying that he'll wait for me in the airport ... I was like huh whats wrong with this guy ... but i was the one who didnt know (as usual) ....well i am in DC right now, its been two days and i had alot of fun there "bymyself" which is good.

2005-03-06T17:29:00.000-08:00

Today I went to DC for the 2nd time this year... This pic was taken in a persian restaurant called paradise ... the food was really good. .... really liked ... and yeah they have sugar too hahahaha ... well i promise i'll be take better pics next time.

2005-03-05T22:55:00.000-08:00

Me and two my friends who decided not to go anywhere for springbreak went to greenhills mall today. We didnt do any shopping we sat in starbucks for 2 hours there and kept talking and talking to just waste our time. We saw Zainab il biri there, which i was trying to avoid. The only thing i hate about here is the way she talks and keeps on talking for 30 mins without even taking breath stops... aaaahhhh i gotta learn more skills in how to avoid these kind of people ....

2005-03-05T14:00:00.000-08:00

My friend who i went with to pancake refused my pancake treat, she was like nooo it is not fair for you to pay. Usually girls take advantage of guys in these kind of situations but she didn't.!!!!!!!!

2005-03-05T13:58:00.000-08:00

I took this one too in my way back to pancake, i think pancakes inspire me and give a more sweet artistic view.

2005-03-05T13:57:00.000-08:00

thats where i live

2005-03-05T13:56:00.000-08:00

I was wondering why the bookwoman bookstore was voted the best used bookstore but not bookman. May be they are both the same store !!!

2005-03-05T13:54:00.000-08:00

I took this pic in my way back from pancake pantry.

2005-03-05T13:53:00.000-08:00

I went to pancake pantry today for the 3rd time this week only. I am not sure why i really like pancakes, Is it coz i wake up really in the morning or because i like food. I am examining myself right now to see why i love pancakes. Anyway my friend eats really slow so i had to slow down as well. The problem with eating slow is that you fill yourself up faster with less food which is not ME at all. So i had one last pancake left with 3 tasty bananas laughing at me cause i couldnt eat them. Well next time i'll make sure that i eat faster.

2005-03-05T07:16:00.000-08:00

Some where in Kuwait, i really dont remember where i took this picture. hehehehe.

Springbreak

2005-03-04T18:55:00.000-08:00

today all my friends left to MIAMI which means i'll be staying here in Nashville for 7 days all by myself. I'll either go crazy or nuts. Anyway my friend fahad came and asked for my really cool camera before they leave. But i refused to give it to him. There are certain things i really dont like to share with people such as my Ipod, camera, laptop, and my underware. Fahad got really mad and decided to convince Mo to lock his apartment so i wont be using it while they are gone. I dont know if i shouldve given him the camera or not. Now i have my camera but no 6o" TV nor PS2 to waste my time with. I guess i'll keep watching Seinfeld 24-7 till they all come back. Please comment on whether i shouldve given fahad the camera or not!?!?!?!?!?!

My websites

2005-03-04T16:41:00.000-08:00

Yeah by the way i forgot to mention that i've designed many websites even they all suck but ooh well, i'll leave u guys to comment on them;
My senior design projet
Middle Eastern Student Association

Anyway guys let me know what u think ....

2005-03-04T16:03:00.000-08:00

Thats in the clean room lab. We were fabricating a microphysiometer. I really didnt know what the hell was going on so i kept on taking pictures. I remember i took 70 pictures that day. hehehe

2005-03-04T16:01:00.000-08:00

New York City, time square. that was the first time for me to go there BY MYSELF. I have no idea how i pulled that out with the subway and shit. I was so excited cause i was just like the subways in the movies so i was DUDE how cooool.

2005-03-04T15:59:00.001-08:00

A flower

2005-03-04T15:59:00.000-08:00

Medical Center North

2005-03-04T15:50:00.000-08:00

Spring is coming

Welcome

2005-03-04T11:22:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone,
To be honest i still dont understand what excatly these blogs things are. I am just too lazy to read about them. But anyway decide to type this without knowing why hehehe. I hope I will keep it up like everyone else. Anyway For the time being i'll upload some pics I took recently so enjoy and please comment on anything u like or dont like.

Yeah before i finish this msg i wanna talk a little about myself. I am a Kuwaiti student in the states studying biomedical Engineering. It is my last semester now and i am really SAD that i'll be done. I have no idea what the hell i'll be doing when i go back home. I think i just got used to it here. I DONT KNOW !! we'll see.

My Camera

2005-03-04T11:21:00.000-08:00

I have a Canon powershot S400. it is a 4 megapixles camera with 3X optical zoom. I like it but the only problem is that it CANT take good pictures at night. It kills me when i try to do so because i have to stand still without moving to make sure the picture won't be shaky. I hate that but anyway if i wanna buy a new camera i think i'll have to spend more than $ 800 to get some good shit.