My last day

Yesterday was my last day of training here in Kuwait and I'll be heading to Germany soon. Lots of people have been asking me what am I going to miss most from the past three months of training. BATHROOMS, was my answer. Everytime i used to go to the bathroom there, I felt secure, comfy, relaxed, happy, joy, and safe. The bathrooms were always clean and shinny. You go there, you don't even have to look at the toilet seat to check if it is wet or not. You just have to take you pants off and do you what you gotta do ;). The second your butt touches the seat, the room would change into a big big big green field with flowers and birds flying and clear blue sky. There would be a beautiful lady with a white dress playing piano by the lake with a big smile on her face. The music eases the disposing process. The minute there would feel like an hour. The second you finish the flush comes and go like a flash, The fastest flush alive. Finally my message to all the boys and girls out there, please please go visit the Kfund's bathrooms.
ooh yeah i will also miss my friends.