Sunday, December 10, 2006

Deera-Chat

I started a new podcast with a friend of mine on
www.deera-chat.com
please check it out and let us know what you think
i'll be posting all updates on there from now on

Monday, April 17, 2006

Why do beans give people gas?

"Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot." Bart speaks the truth, for few foods inspire as much gastrointestinal activity as a plate full of beans. Hold your breath as we sniff out the science behind the smells.
Kidz World explains that beans contain sugars the human body simply cannot digest. Once these sugars (called oligosaccharides) reach a person's lower intestines, "the bacteria go berserk, start feasting, and make loads of gas." Before you know it -- toxic fumes.
read the rest on ASK YAHOO!

Sunday, April 02, 2006

My taransporter movie analysis

Because of the fact it is sooo dead here in Tuttlingen on Sundays i finally decided to watch Transporter 2. The hero in the movie (The bald guy) was driving a really nice Audi A8. It was black, sexy, bullet proof, and fast. The only problem i had with this car was it went throw 3 thick walls, flew from a building to a nother, raced on top of buildings, jumped in the air and turned around to take a bomb off and then went back on the ground to drive faster than before (i am not kidding), and finally i didnt even see a single scracth on the car. That was such a super car.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

My German dilemma

Ökäy i finälly ärrived tö Germäny änd män i reälly feel like leärning the sign längüäge. IT IS HÄRD TÖ CÖMMÜNICÄTE WITH PEÖPLE IF YÖÜ DÖNT KNÖW THEIR LÄNGÜÄGE. It is fünny when i stärt äsking peöple äböüt sömething. Äny yeäh för söme reäsön i älways thöüght white peöple MÜST speäk english. It is söööö weird tö see white peöple nöt speaking English!!! It is göing tö täke me söme time tö get used tö this fäct. Thäts it för nöw.

Höw dö yöü güys like the döts aböve the Ös Üs and Äs. Germans are weeeeeeeeeird lool.

Monday, March 27, 2006

My laugh theory

I've got this great strategy to avoid bad and embarrassing situations. LAUGH no matter what the situation is. Someone in the group says something you don't understand, HAHAHA to him and say yeah right and everything will be fine. Someone throws a joke which everyone else gets except you, you go with the flow and HAHAHA at it. Someone talks to you individually and you have no idea what the hell they are talking about, just go HAHAHA and you'll be fine. This strategy worked fine with me since October 1999 until that night. On the 20th of July 2003 Ali was at a party talking to some people until this girl came up and started talking to him. Ali had no idea what the hell she was talking about because of the loud music. She was talking and talking and talking and i was hahahaing, hahahahaing and hahahahahing at everything she was saying until her words hit me twice; what about you? what about you? I was like hahahaha but she asked me again what about you? I started sweating and hahahaha didn't save my ass this time which resulted a walk away from the other side of the conversation, THE HOT CHICK. My advice to you, HAHAHA works 95% of the time but depend on it coz it "ti'7awin" lots of time.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

My Failaja Bonita video

Finally i figured out a way to put a video here in my blog. The first video will be the one I did for my final training project. I'll leave it to that and please tell me what you think.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

My toothpaste problem

I had to go buy a new toothpaste but man i really had a tough time choosing one. I usually buy Sensodyne but there were 10 different Sensodynes. There was;
The extra whiting
The long lasting
The extra sentsetive
The maximum strength
The extra maximum strength
The full protection
The fresh impact
The cool gel
The original flavor
The tartar control
The baking soda
The extra whiting
Four years back we really didn't have such a problem, there was only the mint and the fresh Sensodyne. Anyhow i ended buying the extra whiting, the fresh impact, the extra maximum strength, the long lasting, and the extra sentsetive. I be using all of those at once to get the best out of every one of them ;).
all of those are just one brand .